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Posted by DaveRooder - October 31st, 2015


Hey there ! 

Happy and spooky Halloween ! I am open for commissions and requests on my patreon. 
Just to let people know : Requests are not commissions - and I'm accepting those only from supporters who pledge from $5 and above. https://www.patreon.com/mavis?ty=h


So far I do have 2 people in there who are very generous and they are very huge fans of my art : these are my mom and dad, who are so proud of me - although mom is very sad that I draw porn every time - she says : 
Davis, hunny - who don't you draw something pretty like other people ? Why don't you draw house in a windy field, draw flowers in vase like those famous artists around - draw your grandpa's cart that is stuck the mud  in back yard ?
Dad says he likes my art - but he's always drunk and sleeping on coach - I don't remember when was the last time we had normal talk ... Although I live in the garage - which is my kingdom. And Spike - our family dog is my best friend.
Mom says she and dad will stop supporting me on patreon if I don't draw something that makes sense . She pledges on my dad's behalf - becasuse he is asleep and from  to time he yells : Yeaaah, fucker ! - so when I come to pick something from the fridge - I ask him: Dad ,  do you like my drawings ? - he always responds.
Now mom wants to draw the cart of my granpa stuck in the mud. Otherwise she and dad will stop supportting me on patreon. Bastards. If I was not so fat I would run away and join the crew of "Star Wars" - and will become a star. They are looking for stunts and monsters right now. Sometimes I look like Harrison Ford with beard - from that movie where he was a bodyguard and fucked Witney Houston.... That movie stuck in VCR when I tried to swap the porn I was watching when my mom, my big sister Cherry , my aunt Lucy , my grandma Geordee, the neighborhood's twin sisters - Anna and Sheela - and their mother came in. I was naked - erected, my hand lotion was open and there were paper napkins everywhere. Granny Gee was not happy because I totally messed her framed photo when she was 20 years or something - what to say - she was hot, and I'm a man with needs. And the porn tape was stuck - playing and repeating one and same picture... 
Several days later someone recorded that movie over the porn. Nothing to watch - I  got bored - and started to draw.
At first I started with carrots, but at the end it turned out to be dick. The same thing appeared with the broccoli, the leek and I don't want even to mention the bananas...


If we cut the bullshit I just wrote on the above paragraph - I'm inviting you on my patreon. It's true I do have 2 people - and both of them are my friends. Most of the drawings and creations I post are " Patrons Only" - which means visible for all the patrons - never mind the pledge. So guys I'm trying to justify the pricing and rewards the people would get.
Bear in mind that this is going to be my job - and do intend to do it seriously.

Guys who pledge 1 dollar can see almost everything - but they cannot request or vote, and the comics I started to draw.
Guys who pledge 5 bucks - can see everything including the video process of drawings - / including animations I will make in future/ and they can get a black and white /lineart/ drawing as request. They can also vote.
Guys who pledge 10 bucks on me - gets everything - with some small exceptions.
Guys with $15 - Got all of it - and 5% discount /as a coupon for all the commissions they can purchase from me within a month/
Guys with $25 - Got all - + 10% discount /as a coupon for all the commissions they can purchase from me within a month/ and reduced cooling process, 

Guys with $50 - got all : 10% discount on commissions within a month ,reduced cooling process and access for my paysite for a month.

What is reduced cooling process ? I have announced that I can take up to 25 requests within a month. When someone gets his request drawing - he or she will go into a "cooling" list - of waiting, so the other people in line should get their turn.
/I know it sounds funny especially with this current amount of supporters, but you never know - I'm optimistic by nature/.
Those who pledge more get their process shortened.
For example if you pledge $5 and get a request - you will go into a list of waiting for 4 months. The catch is waiting counts when you are supporter only - so to the guys who decide to stop pledging and get back in 4 months - their waiting will proceed from the same place where they left. 
The good thing though is that if there are other people who will request they will be able to watch the updates and other stuff that comes in there - and I believe I'm very productive so there's always something to come - unless I'm ill or have problems - surgery, incidents. Just check the amount of content I produced the past 5 months ! And bear in mind I draw also for my paysite , and commissions.

What is request - The request is not commission. Although the process of doing it is almost the same as commission. The difference is the client has no right to demand for those 3 changes that goes with commission.

Commission - is paid request for drawing the thing that client wants to see. The catch here is that the client has to know exactly what he/she wants to see and not to change the concept. Also I do have the right not to accept commissions - by any reason.

Whats the good in supporting me on patreon/ : As I said I'm productive and art is way of communication for me - I believe this can be entertaining for the people. So ... Let me entertain you ! 

https://www.patreon.com/mavis?ty=h


Posted by DaveRooder - October 19th, 2015


Hi NG - 

I'm sad to announce that I'm abandoning the support and usage of mydirtydrawings.net - website - for now.
A month and something ago hacker or group of hackers attacked my two sites and my paypal account. They made to breach  in 2 of 3. One of those was two, was my free-to-see blog : www.mydirtydrawings.net

I tried things to stop that - bought software and plugins - but still they were far more experienced than that.
Those who came and visited the site know that I was showing everything in there completely for free. For the last 5 months I made to achieve few more fans and interests - due to one interesting fact - I was very active. There was enough traffic and people who were interested to get commission from me or even to join my site.
Sadly my activity got the interest of people who decided to use my page as way to present their products : torrents, pirate sofrware etc. I had to re-install WordPress - I also had my old database kept etc. but then attacks has been renewed and I decided to stop with everything. I see no point of paying hosting or expensive plugins to protect something that protects nothing in fact. I'm moving to patreon. I will use it as blog and whatever it is.
www.mydirtydrawings.com - is still working and functioning.
Things on the patreon - will be different from the other site. I will draw impressions, funny carricatures and comic strips that involve Marvel, DC or other comics and TV shows I like - ot by the like of my supporters.
Of course I will make sure to show enough things out for free - but still that is my job now - and I will have my hopes that there will be people who will come and give me their support by pledging a small amount for me each month in there.
In return I will make sure to entertain you.
As for mydirtydrawings.net - I will not post on there for near future - who knows though - maybe in time I will make it live again, but for now it's the : 
https://www.patreon.com/mavis?ty=h


Posted by DaveRooder - October 7th, 2015


I'm tired - the incoming two weeks would be a little bit tough for me. However I'm getting myself together and making efforts to draw for the "event" -  which is currently "MILF event" . Check every day to see what we have from the list ! :-)
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Posted by DaveRooder - September 29th, 2015


So guys. In order to get some attention to my art / the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power / - even though - the things I do are pure porn and expression of perverted and unreached desires and sexual problems arised back in the teenage years - / acne, glasses with high dioptre, weird sweaters with the leading Santa's deer ( green color) , big shoes / while other guys were wearing sneakers/ - thank god - Now I look good.
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I know you are jealous because I got the guns and  got the guitars. I cannot play the guitar but chicks dig that. 
As long as I succeed with the art - and start earning more than 20 bucks for month I will get out of my parent's garage and will fuck all the bitches. I believe that 25 bucks will do the job. Let's cut the shit out - it's not about me though - / as I don't mind the chicks to touch themselves when look at my photo with the guns and the guitars / - it's about the Lesbian week I got on mydirtydrawings.net . This is celebration of the tenderness and delicacy. Of beauty and ... no fuken boys allowed.

However the les week has started - but you can give your vote for the next week:

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Cheerio,

Mavis
 


Posted by DaveRooder - September 24th, 2015


I really appreciate that number. It's not 40 K of followers, but I'm happy with that too.
http://mydirtydrawings.tumblr.com/

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Posted by DaveRooder - September 23rd, 2015


So this one I started like 2 years ago. With the idea to make it into comic - with orcs and elves and stuff like that.
And yes it's porn. However I never manage to proceed work on that. Basically the plot is as follows. Orcish army invades the lands of elves. The orcs are breaching the castle and one of them is the orcish prince, who sees the elven princess sleeping. The orc decides to have sex with her, while she's sleeping - when suddenly she wakes up - just to tell him - she accepts him. From this "aliance" there will be a child who will do something important - and since I didn't get to work on that story - I didn't developed the idea at all.
Probably I will never get to finish it. Also I dislike Warcraft idea in basic - it's kinda old, outdated and - I hate to use it on my own ideas and projects.

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Posted by DaveRooder - September 7th, 2015


A month ago, I participated in  a "contest" for a card board game. No direct communication with the client, no information about a pay -  but hurry, because the rest already gave something. Communication with middle guy - a friendly person, /company who already claimed their prices with the client and now coming to hunt for guys who work with "low" pricing. / 

$ 5 for a sketch - usually for contest they don't pay (you know your final goal - the prize).
Requirements to draw sketches - no colors or further details / of the characters in game. 4 crew members and a creature.
Sadly and at the end - I found that there was no contest at all. Just replacable or expendable guys - who work for $5 / per piece. 

My thoughts: After I "won" the "contest" - I'm getting "the job" - and I will negotiate my pricing with them.
The facts: there was no contest, and every "contestants" were part of "team" - without knowing about that.

I "won" and they generously gave me the green light to draw the characters, announcing the same prices. The cool thing is that I didn't started work after sketches, after declining to proceed onward, the sketches were given to the other guy who was in line for further development and colorinzing. After that I was told that the copyrights payment / amount is not clear / would be paid after the client approves the final characters - not to me I'm out of the project, but to the guy who draws. 

There were requirements in terms. Do this in 2 days ( 4 different drawings in colors + cover art /logo/ for the game ) - total amount to be paid $35... this triggered me to go away. 

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1667196403524041.1073741830.1529975793912770&type=3

Check the link on my "Mavis Draws" facebook page. Give a like on that if you wish. Let's speak about art and expressions - not how unfair the world is.

 


Posted by DaveRooder - August 28th, 2015


The painful process is over ! 
http://mydirtydrawings.com/tour/fountain-of-youth-3/

The next that I should do is "Depravity Schools" origins - the idea already has been provided by the "IRISH DUDE" who is fan of "that" stuff - so I hope I will finish it for less than year.... / jokingly /.

Yes  "Fountain of Youth" exceeded it's creation for over a year. Maybe two. It started as a request by my memberс - I made some pages - then I wanted to put some jokes I'm usually trying to stick - and added them to the idea of the guy.
Then... I broke my arm, had surgery and fuck of - LIFE is a beyotch. Time started to pass slowly.
I believe my art style improved a little bit. And the weird/good thing probably is the fact that this can be seen on the comic. I'm lucky that the guy who's idea was this - is not complaining , but this makes him / and the rest of my 2 members on site are happy ( according to the maths 1+2 = 3 )

That said - after I'm done with "Depravity Schools" origins I will try to pull out some of the comic strips I already started inside and will ask the pepople for support : if they like the idea they can support me through patreon, so I can finish these. And right now I do have some stuff going on there.

Also I'm applying for a concept artist at a gaming company - if they get me I won't be able to create stuff I already started. And guys - what I want is to get my patreon going - and make it my job.

As I mentioned before - in there I want to draw heroic stuff from things I like - there's a whole universe of heroes from Marvel to DC and my favorite guy - The Batman. And futanary stuff - those who are interested can check my patreon and support me in there / for the moment I don't have much of content in there - and still trying to justify the pricing/rewards. So everything that goes to all my two pages: www.mydirtydrawings.com, patreon.com/mavis - is more than welcome ! 

There are several guys who don't want to be involved with any of these so they are commissioning me - you can see their stuff inside my site and the patreon / I'm trying to make different stuff on both the pages, but I was not sure if the guys are going to get account at patreon or join my site... 

x0x0x0x Mavis.


Posted by DaveRooder - August 25th, 2015


Several stuff - my old Pen Tablet got back from "the dead" - it's working, but I already have the new - better one. Probably will leave it to my kids to play with  - and draw their thingie.
Also I saw that asian guy who's throwing cards - pretty cool video. 
Made me draw this one - a little bit silly and probably god damn stupid. But it's somekind of releaf from the porn I draw... 


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Posted by DaveRooder - August 17th, 2015


It's a sad day today. For today my little daughter today spilled a bottle of water over my desk - and there was my wacom pen tablet I was using for the past 6 years. I don't have to say I was dreaming of Cintiq - but we all know this is expensive and the Wacom Pen - was doing great. I did thousands of illustrations + sketches - with it.
I did all the content on mydirtydrawings.com - and the one on mydirtydrawings.net . I even started a patreon using it.
I've been commissioned by some people to draw a logo, mascot or comic strip.

Some of my jobs are to be seen on other sites, or there are guys who are selling those online. On some of the comic strips I didn't sign with my name, because the thing I drew was not by my liking. Still did it with my wacom pen tablet.
I did hundreds of sketches for my kids / for example the tea time - the drawing of the dragon and the kids, the girl and the angler fish/  and printed them so they can put colors and to have fun. 
Some of my ex employers made me to draw them what they was needing.  I did a lot of "requests" around.

All of those was done by using  the very same "WACOM" pen tablet. 

In fact that was my very first graphic tablet.  I'd say it repaid it's price so many times  through the years.
Good life, good usage and good job with it... Bye, Pen Tablet - Welcome - Intuos...




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