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Dave Rooder @DaveRooder



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Posted by DaveRooder - December 23rd, 2015

So guys here's some results. To those who are interested. That post will be updated /hopefully often/ until January 1st 2016.

This is Gauze - jerboa-lion hybrid. The original character belongs to : KaruilBunny

Hinekure - o.c.  - Joke is on YOU! http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/mavruda/394193/Joke-is-On-you#1266894_145103648681_mavruda-394193-Joke_is_On_you.jpg

My O.C. Anna and Ms Marvel - involved into something smart.  Please follow the link to see the short story.


My O.C. Anna and Zigzag - http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/mavruda/394628/Anna-Zig-Zagged

Posted by DaveRooder - December 10th, 2015

Yet again I do have instagram.  This time there I'm posting my mainstream W.I.P.s - and efforts. From time to time I do show something more erotic, but with a proper blur or cutting off.  So guys - let me share some of these I posted in there / starting with the new ones and going backward/. I'm sory for the very low quality of the images - I'm still on windows XP 32 bit machine - and Grambler does not want to work for me I cannot log in. The other program that makes uploading from PC desktop to instagram  is too complicated - so I'm shooting from the monitor like 72 yo granpa... sorry bout that.

1. As you probably know I'm fan of BATMAN. This sketch I started year and half ago - Harley's face turned out hideous and kinda very bad... I hope one day to finish it - and fix Harley's huge head who's face is watching somewhere aside of Batsy....

2. Original characters I started out of bore - and ended somewhere in the middle - never to get back to them

3.This one is kinda "special" - I will be honest I've used reference photo to watch from it :
http://s469.photobucket.com/user/liebrek/media/2.jpg.html / kindly asking you to follow the link so you can see , where I get the idea of this image ! 


4. I'm planning to "animate" this one. I perfectly know that I'm not good as Jazza or  the guys who gets weekly votes - to be honest - I haven't been doing this since 2002. Right now I'm drawing every pose in separate layer - directly in Paint Tools SAI - and afterwards - I will export those into Flash. Yes - I am aware that it will become heavy - but for some reason I cannot achive the same level of contours and lines in Adobe Flash. Oh yes - it will be pron.

5. I drew a bunch of princess stuff - for the members are of www.mydirtydrawings.com - and made some deep comments - actually none of those make sense. 

6. After we end with the princess porn weird pinups - I showed a part of this "funny-should-be" drawing with game of words.
It's inside my patreon.com/mavis - but I might upload the entire drawing here, although it might not be accepted well.
1266894_144973268011_n.jpg7. Abyss - the original character of one of my supporters and I could even say friends. This belongs to scorp, who was helping me the last two years to set up my site : www.mydirtydrawings.net - but sadly two months ago - some hackers broke inside the admin pannel and made my efforts to entertain and eventualy earn from this site - miserable. Even after I cleaned and reinstalled Wordpress , made backup of the database - they proceeded to log and get in.  So I transferred everything I had on www.patreon.com/mavis - but kept the domain name which now redirects to my patreon.
1266894_144973267872_n.jpg8.  Of course I've made a lot more sketches - unfinished or in progress of finishing - and I tried to shot and show but this one can be seen on my deviant art profile. http://mavruda.deviantart.com/


So thank you guys for your attention ! ;-)

God bless you all !


Posted by DaveRooder - December 10th, 2015

Okay - I lied - it's futa week only on my patreon account - without announcing it . I just started drawing chicks with dicks.
And since we have Christmas mood - here's what I did....  Feel free to click on the image it leads to my Hentai Foundry profile - where I have uploaded some of these hideos drawings...
The rest with some deep sense comments are inside my www.patreon.com/mavis

Love you, because - 

Lars Ulrich


Posted by DaveRooder - December 8th, 2015

Hey guys - to those who come and read what I do in here. First - Thank you for passing by and reading this.
Second - I draw - lately I'm more than serious, since I hope this to become a way of living for me.
Now the last and third in this statement of mine is the art.

The easier way for me to show my ideas, my thoughts, to express myself is the art. I'm a person with sense of humor.
When I draw something I'm aiming at some certain parts of your brains and perception - and so far I was and still I'm able to "hit it". As you can see I draw both - mainstream and adult illustrations. I can see that the mainstream are better accepted than most of the adult ones I upload here. I believe it's not the quality - because the years I've been active here shows that people here are voting for ideas on first place. And when idea comes with a quality - then we have a masterpiece.

I don't claim to be a master. Never made to create a masterpiece. I do have enough troubles and unpleasant moments in my life in order to draw something "deep", that will make you think for a second and then will make you hit something very close to the 5 / the highest rank/ - and then never to return to see it again. And here we come to the adult submissions.

As you probably know I don't have problem to draw adult stuff . A lot of artist influenced on my style the last two years. Some of them are here - on newgrounds - drawing mainstream. 

Now to the point - when I draw something that made you sick - this is EXACTLY what I'm aiming to. Still I believe that at the same time they are funny. At least they should be funny. I'm trying to make those funny. I perfectly know that not everyone would like them , but yet again - those who like my stuff - I'm drawing for you ! And thank you !

"What the f** is going on with the a--hole of the guy - " - the comment cracked me up. I was about to respond and say something funny like " what do you mean - it's pretty normal or something. 
Just so you guys know - if something is made to popup and jump directly to your sight - that's the point. Disgusting - but still funny - Yep - that's what I wanted. Awful and funny - right one spot ! Awkward - yet hilarious - absolutely on the point !

So guys - keep that in mind.  Now check this out :

Posted by DaveRooder - November 5th, 2015

Posted by DaveRooder - October 31st, 2015

Hey there ! 

Happy and spooky Halloween ! I am open for commissions and requests on my patreon. 
Just to let people know : Requests are not commissions - and I'm accepting those only from supporters who pledge from $5 and above. https://www.patreon.com/mavis?ty=h

So far I do have 2 people in there who are very generous and they are very huge fans of my art : these are my mom and dad, who are so proud of me - although mom is very sad that I draw porn every time - she says : 
Davis, hunny - who don't you draw something pretty like other people ? Why don't you draw house in a windy field, draw flowers in vase like those famous artists around - draw your grandpa's cart that is stuck the mud  in back yard ?
Dad says he likes my art - but he's always drunk and sleeping on coach - I don't remember when was the last time we had normal talk ... Although I live in the garage - which is my kingdom. And Spike - our family dog is my best friend.
Mom says she and dad will stop supporting me on patreon if I don't draw something that makes sense . She pledges on my dad's behalf - becasuse he is asleep and from  to time he yells : Yeaaah, fucker ! - so when I come to pick something from the fridge - I ask him: Dad ,  do you like my drawings ? - he always responds.
Now mom wants to draw the cart of my granpa stuck in the mud. Otherwise she and dad will stop supportting me on patreon. Bastards. If I was not so fat I would run away and join the crew of "Star Wars" - and will become a star. They are looking for stunts and monsters right now. Sometimes I look like Harrison Ford with beard - from that movie where he was a bodyguard and fucked Witney Houston.... That movie stuck in VCR when I tried to swap the porn I was watching when my mom, my big sister Cherry , my aunt Lucy , my grandma Geordee, the neighborhood's twin sisters - Anna and Sheela - and their mother came in. I was naked - erected, my hand lotion was open and there were paper napkins everywhere. Granny Gee was not happy because I totally messed her framed photo when she was 20 years or something - what to say - she was hot, and I'm a man with needs. And the porn tape was stuck - playing and repeating one and same picture... 
Several days later someone recorded that movie over the porn. Nothing to watch - I  got bored - and started to draw.
At first I started with carrots, but at the end it turned out to be dick. The same thing appeared with the broccoli, the leek and I don't want even to mention the bananas...

If we cut the bullshit I just wrote on the above paragraph - I'm inviting you on my patreon. It's true I do have 2 people - and both of them are my friends. Most of the drawings and creations I post are " Patrons Only" - which means visible for all the patrons - never mind the pledge. So guys I'm trying to justify the pricing and rewards the people would get.
Bear in mind that this is going to be my job - and do intend to do it seriously.

Guys who pledge 1 dollar can see almost everything - but they cannot request or vote, and the comics I started to draw.
Guys who pledge 5 bucks - can see everything including the video process of drawings - / including animations I will make in future/ and they can get a black and white /lineart/ drawing as request. They can also vote.
Guys who pledge 10 bucks on me - gets everything - with some small exceptions.
Guys with $15 - Got all of it - and 5% discount /as a coupon for all the commissions they can purchase from me within a month/
Guys with $25 - Got all - + 10% discount /as a coupon for all the commissions they can purchase from me within a month/ and reduced cooling process, 

Guys with $50 - got all : 10% discount on commissions within a month ,reduced cooling process and access for my paysite for a month.

What is reduced cooling process ? I have announced that I can take up to 25 requests within a month. When someone gets his request drawing - he or she will go into a "cooling" list - of waiting, so the other people in line should get their turn.
/I know it sounds funny especially with this current amount of supporters, but you never know - I'm optimistic by nature/.
Those who pledge more get their process shortened.
For example if you pledge $5 and get a request - you will go into a list of waiting for 4 months. The catch is waiting counts when you are supporter only - so to the guys who decide to stop pledging and get back in 4 months - their waiting will proceed from the same place where they left. 
The good thing though is that if there are other people who will request they will be able to watch the updates and other stuff that comes in there - and I believe I'm very productive so there's always something to come - unless I'm ill or have problems - surgery, incidents. Just check the amount of content I produced the past 5 months ! And bear in mind I draw also for my paysite , and commissions.

What is request - The request is not commission. Although the process of doing it is almost the same as commission. The difference is the client has no right to demand for those 3 changes that goes with commission.

Commission - is paid request for drawing the thing that client wants to see. The catch here is that the client has to know exactly what he/she wants to see and not to change the concept. Also I do have the right not to accept commissions - by any reason.

Whats the good in supporting me on patreon/ : As I said I'm productive and art is way of communication for me - I believe this can be entertaining for the people. So ... Let me entertain you ! 


Posted by DaveRooder - October 19th, 2015

Hi NG - 

I'm sad to announce that I'm abandoning the support and usage of mydirtydrawings.net - website - for now.
A month and something ago hacker or group of hackers attacked my two sites and my paypal account. They made to breach  in 2 of 3. One of those was two, was my free-to-see blog : www.mydirtydrawings.net

I tried things to stop that - bought software and plugins - but still they were far more experienced than that.
Those who came and visited the site know that I was showing everything in there completely for free. For the last 5 months I made to achieve few more fans and interests - due to one interesting fact - I was very active. There was enough traffic and people who were interested to get commission from me or even to join my site.
Sadly my activity got the interest of people who decided to use my page as way to present their products : torrents, pirate sofrware etc. I had to re-install WordPress - I also had my old database kept etc. but then attacks has been renewed and I decided to stop with everything. I see no point of paying hosting or expensive plugins to protect something that protects nothing in fact. I'm moving to patreon. I will use it as blog and whatever it is.
www.mydirtydrawings.com - is still working and functioning.
Things on the patreon - will be different from the other site. I will draw impressions, funny carricatures and comic strips that involve Marvel, DC or other comics and TV shows I like - ot by the like of my supporters.
Of course I will make sure to show enough things out for free - but still that is my job now - and I will have my hopes that there will be people who will come and give me their support by pledging a small amount for me each month in there.
In return I will make sure to entertain you.
As for mydirtydrawings.net - I will not post on there for near future - who knows though - maybe in time I will make it live again, but for now it's the : 

Posted by DaveRooder - October 7th, 2015

I'm tired - the incoming two weeks would be a little bit tough for me. However I'm getting myself together and making efforts to draw for the "event" -  which is currently "MILF event" . Check every day to see what we have from the list ! :-)

Posted by DaveRooder - September 29th, 2015

So guys. In order to get some attention to my art / the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power / - even though - the things I do are pure porn and expression of perverted and unreached desires and sexual problems arised back in the teenage years - / acne, glasses with high dioptre, weird sweaters with the leading Santa's deer ( green color) , big shoes / while other guys were wearing sneakers/ - thank god - Now I look good.

I know you are jealous because I got the guns and  got the guitars. I cannot play the guitar but chicks dig that. 
As long as I succeed with the art - and start earning more than 20 bucks for month I will get out of my parent's garage and will fuck all the bitches. I believe that 25 bucks will do the job. Let's cut the shit out - it's not about me though - / as I don't mind the chicks to touch themselves when look at my photo with the guns and the guitars / - it's about the Lesbian week I got on mydirtydrawings.net . This is celebration of the tenderness and delicacy. Of beauty and ... no fuken boys allowed.

However the les week has started - but you can give your vote for the next week:




Posted by DaveRooder - September 24th, 2015

I really appreciate that number. It's not 40 K of followers, but I'm happy with that too.