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Posted by DaveRooder - August 25th, 2016


So. These days I've migrated to Comic Easel. Made some small tweaks on the design.
And started to upload all the stuff I did. Those are hundreds of drawings I made. A thing I hate to do. 
Checking out old DVDs/ like my archives/ - and I'm trying to remember what was the story behind every each one.
Not much of a success on that btw.
And there are still people who come and ask me to send them a drawing I made for them 4 years ago.

Like I remember who they are and what I did to them. Don't do that. If you don't kept it and you don't see it on the site - I'm not your archive. And I'm not gonna check it on the DVDs. It's a thing I hate a lot - to check in the archive.
At that time I could draw another thing and show it around - and that would make my day and make me happy.

Still going with the uploads though - www.mydirtydrawings.com


Posted by DaveRooder - August 18th, 2016


Well... the next day after I sent them e-mail explaining that the submissions I made - although being sexually suggestive are not against the rules. And asked them to lift the ban. The response from their side was something that was saying : your ban was lifted and thank you for taking a time to understand our rules....

Which is totally a butt-dick move - it's like a cop stopping your car for an infringement of traffic regulations - and when you're calmly explaining that you didn't do anything wrong - he has nothing to do but to let you go with the words: "Take care , Sir - and next time be careful ! "

Careful ? How so ? Careful not to stuble on you , during your shift ? It's like a russian roulette. You never know!
However I held myself from re-uploading the same images because the White Imgurian Knights are so sensitive and would report me again and again... I drew and showed this : http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mavisrooder/storm
Downvoted, because I  oversexualized the character ! 
http://imgur.com/gallery/Cg1EI 

Well... people are people. Today we eat hamburger tomorrow we fucking hate it cause it gives us fat asses.

Never mind. I'm on imgur again.



 

 


Posted by DaveRooder - August 16th, 2016


So guys I tried to be part of imgur community for a week. When I decided to share some of my drawings in there. The first one was this http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mavisrooder/rogue-level-12- and they got it removed almost immediately. I was preparing it to be a joke with whom to troll the gamers around. I was "advertising" non existing game, who is so awesome it has such kind of characters. Some people bite - and started to ask about the name of the game , some wrote "lol under the comments". I started to draw the Orcish girl in order to pick their interest even more. I even asked some of my patrons to come and support me there by posting some weird comments like they are too playing "the game"- everything part of a vicious and nefarious plan - which at the end had to end with numerous of hot and sexy drawings of non existing characters. However I got this image removed .

I saw their notification yet I decided to go on the edge and submitted this one: http://mavruda.deviantart.com/art/Summer-Time-615721201 - thinking that for not seeing genitalia , nipples or nudity - would make it and the image will serve it's purpose - to make people laugh. Believe me Imgur has a many photos racier than this stored on their servers ! 

They got me banned from imgur community - this somehow angered me - like "what did I do wrong ?"- however we are not able to see our own mistakes. I blame no one for this. It's their policy. Funny cats, cut off fingers, flying dildos / no pun intended with my recent white knight drawing /, gay innuendos and tons of memes. Not much of art or drawings.

I was preparing this illustration for the white knights who adore cats and dolphins there - /the one with the White knight /- but I could not post it - because I already got banned.

Some words about White knights / my words and thoughts - and I'm not trying to influence you to think the same/

White knights are people like you and me, yet they believe they are different and they do good. They often are not creative - creativity is not their thing. They are silent , often lurking in the dark - just like the haters - but they pretend to be different, having their own - simple tastes. Sometimes they think they are pretentious. They use other people as excuse for their own actions : if there should be any children they would see this !!!! 

White knights are riding unicorns - the mounts of their own self-delusion - the Unicorns of Justice. Those mounts are having short stature - very short legs - but pretty normal and marvelous frame - which is just enough for the white knights - they don't have to do any efforts to put their leg on stirrup and push up to the saddle. It looks like normal horse, but in fact it's pony unicorn. Riding that mount the White knight cannot see far more than their community - like over the horizon, and they cannot travel too far from their community - remember the short legs - the unicorns are getting tired easily !

White Knights are taking their job quite seriously - and if you're stupid enough to make a point they use the codex they are following and living by : To Serve and Report ! 

Just to say those people don't exist only on IMGUR. They are everywhere - in every form. It's that guy who's standing next to you on job - he's smiling at you, and he's telling you "hi" - but he's always watching you and waiting for you to make a wrong move. And we - as people are making mistakes constantly. We call that kind of people sneakers or snitchers. Sometimes we become snitchers too - and to justify our actions we repeat to ourselves: "We did it right! ".

Now everything is going like it used to be - I hold no grudge against imgur - I've had some fun time there - the comments of some of the people were really crazy and the submissions too. I'm getting back to work. And what I'm working ? 

I'm working over my future - to make people watching my stuff.


Thanks,
Mavis.





 


Posted by DaveRooder - July 31st, 2016


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This comic strip should be presented on  my site after 3 weeks or less on : www.mydirtydrawings.com - you can see the version without the "censored"balloons on my page there - however - I'm going on vacation tomorrow.
This is actually a requested drawing for one scene , but like I already announced to my patrons if I like the idea of someone's request - I turn it into a comic strip / if it's witty, funny, clever, twisted and cool /. The condition is the patrons to be honest - and not to be afraid - because I don't judge. I'm like a therapist and I'm hearing/reading your ideas / when request time is on/ - and if these are NOT on my DONTS list  - I draw it  - so keep that donts list in mind - it exist on my site as a separate section on the navigation menu.
About my vacation -  I'm not going to get the laptop with me (for a second time) - that won't be vacation - the first time I was without the laptop it was somehow painful, because I wanted to check mails , read comments, write comments, write and post and draw stuff, give likes , share stuff - but I had only my cellphone - and there was no internet , the mobile operator didnt had any coverage in that area where I was resided for a week - in basics - I was in a total information pitch black.  This time we are about reside in a hotel with internet and everything , but we will try to repeat the same situation but in better condition and stuff....
Also I hope I will get back in full health and safe in order to draw and finish the comic strip.
About mydirtydrawings -
Guys - have in mind that I'm showing EVERYTHING I do there for free, but in order to proceed on doing this - I need to pay fee for hosting and other necessary stuff. So please consider of supporting me on patreon.com/mavis -
If you support me on patreon - you're supporting mydirtydrawings and me. There's no one else in there but me - I do all the stuff - so if someone supports the site or the drawings, comics animations in there - is supporting me in person. And that's what I am looking for !  [16x0]
As for the guys who are like "I don't pay for art, or porn art"- well - my site is just for you. You can watch it for no pay.
The rest who understand the idea of creation and the work of the artist and the fact that artists need to eat, pay bills and pay for health , just like the truck driver, the museum clerk or every working person on Earth  - please be my patron at :
www.patreon.com/mavis
I don't draw only porn or erotic stuff - but 99% of the things I do there are for adult - so just like on my membership site before the patrons are dictating the content!  [16x0]  I will make sure to post mainstream works too - these are helping me to keep myself on the ground - not everything we see is porn after all - I like heroic stuff, swords, magic and beasts fighting brave heroes....
Thanks - and see you in the next month around 10th - 12th.
Now about the comic strip on top: There will be no talk balloons at all or I might add some - I don't know yet - the concept pages are ready though.  I don't believe there's a need of talking - but we /you will see about that.
Since it's not quite clear without proper description what is it about - here's the story: four friends - women at age between 35 - 40 are on vacation in a pool , where they see the young life guard. The guy is well endowed. And the rest of the comic is just pure action. Keeping it simple.
First this is requested drawing by one of my observers / that's the top tier title of my patrons who pledge $10 for me each month/.
Observers has the ability to request a drawing / each time I launch a thread - "send me your requests". For now I'm able to fulfill everyone's request, but with increasing the amount of these patrons I will have to activate "cooling list "option which will put people who already got a requested drawing into waiting - until others are getting their turn. BUT what if those guys are impatient about waiting , BUT still want to support me and GET something anyway ? Well - commissioning is the other option, BUT they get a SWEET DISCOUNT of my current pricing. Like 10% of it. I believe that this would make all happy somehow.
With more supporters I could get better equipment - and eventually to start doing flash animations more often - because this is another way for me to tell more crazy stories. I'm working with the ideas thrown by my patrons and I'm mixing it with my own - and the result is really crazy. It's a way I communicate with the people.
Free lovers get their view, Supporters get me - and I'm ALL YOURS ! So guys - Allow me... NO - LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!
I need your support on patreon !
End of the hosting plan of my site is coming soon - and I need to move to another hosting provider since the current one is providing me a really lousy service - my site goes down way too often - their support does not attend most of the sites they host - and recently they removed their backup option - which totally sucks.
I will be seeing you - in two weeks - when I get back home.
MANY MANY  Thanks to all those who are supporting me on patreon - by pledging something on me every each month, also "thank you" to those guys who are making positive and supportive comments or comments sharing their expression under my submissions everywhere I post. Thanks to all the messages and mails I get from supporters and people who asked for commissions: Sorry for not accepting anything - but I really needed to take a rest after this hard year - and the secondary surgery.
THANKS AGAIN ! I Will come back with more submissions in two weeks or less.
Sorry for the very long message guys - but this is my appeal to all of you - current and future patrons., supporters, friends and fellow artists !
I LOVE YOU ALL AND GOD BLESS YOU!
M.


Posted by DaveRooder - July 28th, 2016


So um... guys - those who don't know - 

I'm drawing some stuff aside of the regular porn. However I don't post these on my site - probably because people don't want to see such kind of stuff on site with name : dirty drawings ..... Anyway.
I'm posting on instagram :

https://www.instagram.com/mavisdraws/ - and I'm using gramblr, because this is the only way for me to upload drawings from my pc to there. The sad thing however is that the format they allow should be squared one - so I have to cut some of the sketches.

The other place I probably will upload the same drawings /sketches - are here
https://www.facebook.com/mavisdraws/ - on facebook - 

And on Deviant Art - where I have 150 or something fans for the past 15 years of me being there.
http://mavruda.deviantart.com/

Forgot to add Pinterest:
https://www.pinterest.com/mavruda/


Posted by DaveRooder - July 13th, 2016


There are people who are giving me those - for some reason. At first I though those are cool, but now.... not so much.

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Posted by DaveRooder - July 12th, 2016


First of all - I'm 100% lame at any game possible. And I mean it. Seriously. For years I've been standing on my broken PC but I was keeping on working on it - since it was working good enough with the programs I used in my previous jobs - as web and graphic designer. If I ever wanted to install a new game - the old crate was just giving me two colors on screen : blue or pitch black. I found out that the processor was overheating. 

Some time ago I made some cash and bought my self a decent PC. How decent ?! Let me tell you - decent enough to play : Fallout 4. I actually beat the game - and right now I'm playing two more - like Assassins Creed - Syndicate and Walking dead. But that does not change the fact that I'm fucking lousy gamer. That does not matter actually - as long as I'm having fun. Let's talk about Call of Juarez: Gunslinger.

Game was released in 2013 - and was created by polish game studio. From my point of view it had pretty decent graphics (far away from the one I saw in Fallout 4) but it was a nice first person shooter.
Weaponry - are somehow limited to three types of weapons: revolvers, shotguns and rifles - and their modifications - in one step upgrade (one step I mean - just one upgrade and that was it). There was upgrades on the character - and depending on the situations you can use either of those three types of weapons. For example : when you need to defend a wagon, or shoot in close combat the best option is the usage of shotguns and dynamite.

An awesome moment that brings small(by the meaning of not big) variety to the game are the duels. For "gamers" like me this was pretty painful process - since the lack of reflexes IS my strong side. Which means I'd be champion of numerous of times I've been killed.

However the game was easy to beat - and somehow ended shortly and fast - for 3 days the game was done. It had pretty decent story though : a man goes on killing spree in order to avenge for his killed relatives. Language is English - spoken with nice texas accent / the voice overs were made by US born actors/. 

There's a limitation to the ammunition and to be honest I was not able to get what was the difference between the regular sixshooter and the gold-plated one.... 

Like I said - it ended pretty quickly - and the only option that left was to beat it in the next from the usual three modes every game offers (easy, medium and hard). Just to say I play easy on everything that comes. It also had some other additional options similar to the arcade mode, and only duels - which is total nightmare - like I said there's need to adjust hand position with the keys (which never became clear to me how to do that properly - I was able to max it to 20 % top and then the enemy started to move - and percentage dropped) and to aim with the mouse at the same time. Those percentage for the hand and mouse - goes for speed and concentration - which appears to be crurical for duels.

There was NO SEX in the game - like there was no single female in game - except for the cutscenes - which I love to watch in most of the games with stories. In this case the cut scenes were presented with static illustration sketches - made with bold lines and no colors. The voice acting was awesome - in fact there was a female voice behind - during those cut scenes... She appear to be a girl who work in one of them salloons who were popular in Wild West. And that's it.  If there should be any sex in the game it was mentioned indirect - when the main character was telling his story ( the game is the life story of the life of Silas Greaves - the shooter who was walking around to kill everyone involved in the death of his brothers - and all of this brought him to the path of a killer who now also seeks a redemption). So Silas mentions that he was married once for two indian sisters, but he "quit" because they were talking too much.

Not the best game I've played - but it's a nice way to spend the weeked ... if you are alone, ugly and you don't have sexual or any kind of life - or you just been bored.

In my case - a friend gave to me several games on discs - just to get a taste from the gaming - and eventually this should help me with my art and communication with the guys around.

I will present a couple of illustration regarding this game but if I would evaluate the game I would give it 3 of 5 stars, becase of the story and the funny moments it offered on some times.

Have you played that game guys ?


 


Posted by DaveRooder - May 30th, 2016


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So basically I will be starting a page or 3 - and if people like it - they can support me by pledging something on my patreon... I guess.
Stuff to be shown at : www.mydirtydrawings.com - for free.


Posted by DaveRooder - May 16th, 2016



To me this is some kind of success. www.mydirtydrawings.tumblr.com
3 point zero, zerro , two - in math that means : 3 people.... :-(

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Posted by DaveRooder - May 14th, 2016


Guys - I'm kinda "tired"of uploading all the stuff on mydirtydrawings. Reasons vary : 
From - they are too many, to most of them are with such a low quality that even I don't want to look at them.
We shouldn't forget that majority of the drawings are since 2013 - that was the most productive and probably successful year to my site. It does not matter how my drawings looked : odd, distorted , bad lineart - believe me I know and I see that now - there was people who were coming and paying.
While thinking about it - people are not paying for the porn, or art - they are paying to share and see their ideas coming to "life". I believe that was valid in my case. However - times have changed. 
I cannot see myself and judge myself with this current drawing style I have. But I never stopped moving.

Those who has time - and don't mind to see my sketches - can do that in here :
http://pixiv.me/mavruda - there's link "View more". 

Mydirtydrawings.com is free to see - and again - what you see in there is not the same with the stuff on patreon.
For sure I will be needing a help, a support - and the guys who come can pledge a dollar or more - in return I will entertain you.

Cheers,
Mavis